Spring Fever

Today, school was hard and stressing. Twenty-two five year olds caught a case of Spring Fever all at the same time. Twenty-one days and counting until school lets out. Cross your fingers and hope I survive.

A Kindergarten Assignment.

Today, in class, we made our own poems about a mouse.

Once there was a little mouse all sad and cranky and gray.

The mouse ran right into my house! He bit the cat, then ran away!

That’s mine, but I heard twenty-two different versions of it. Most of them had something to do with cheese, and Justin Bieber, but I’m not even going to go there.

Buffy…the Next Generation.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer lasted a glorious seven seasons. Maybe it’s time for a new generation of slaying. Imagine what Buffy would be like now with the advances we’ve made in special effects since then. It’d be awesome.

Bring Dark Angel Back!

James Cameron, before he made the hit movie Avatar, created the most awesome series which unfortunately only lasted two seasons. I don’t understand how that could have happened. Dark Angel, starring Jessica Alba as Max, is about a transgenic solider who escaped. I loved it and still do. How awful is it that it only lasted two seasons? James Cameron should bring it back!

Too Busy To Think

Get this, in addition to taking full time classes online at ICC, I work forty hours a week with twenty-two children in kindergarten. With only a month left of school, they can feel summer coming, and getting them under control is exhausting. Now, I’m working on a special project for the class, trying to keep up with my homework, and trying to get moved in. When I finally caught a breath, the car wouldn’t start. Great.

My Cat Is Cheating On Me. :(

My cat, Daphne, loves my friend, Jakob, more than me. How sad is that? Right now she is perched on his shoulder like a parrot. And boy, does he love to rub it in.

Jesus Has A Sense of Humor…

(This is meant to be funny. So, chill out if this is offensive.)

JESUS WAS…

Theory #1: Jesus is a zombie… Today is the anniversary of the day Jesus supposedly came back from the dead. Coming back from the dead makes you a zombie. So keep your eyes out, you might see him walking around.

Theory #2: Jesus was a vampire… Didn’t Jesus tell people to drink his blood? Who else but a vampire would say something like that? 

Theory #3: Jesus was a witch… He walked on water, he healed the sick, and fed a lot of people with a few fish. Jesus totally had magically powers. 

Theory #4: Jesus was a simple con artist… Not as fun as the other theories but every group of friends has a cynic. Ours believes everyone was high and imagined everything Jesus did. Or, you know, that he never existed. 

So, those are funny theories about Jesus. What are yours?